"                                                   Tablets
 My wife told me to go to the doctor to get some of those tablets that would help me get excited.

 You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills!

 I'm still looking for a place to live.

  
 A preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come  to the
 front by the alter."

 With that Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the preacher asked,"Leroy what do you want me to pray about for you?"

 Leroy replied, "Preacher , I need you to pray for help with my hearing."

 The Preacher put one finger of one hand in Leroy's ear, placed his other hand on top of Leroy's head,
and then prayed and prayed and prayed. he prayed a 'blue streak' for Leroy, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.

 After a few minutes, the Preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Leroy, how is your hearing now?'

 Leroy answered, "I don't know, It ain't til next week !"

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